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Vatican: Jews don’t need Christ to be saved, only carbon credits (tCO2e)

Pope Francis prayed Sunday for the success of the global climate summit in Paris, where another week of negotiations are underway to reach an agreement that would limit the warming of the planet. As an afterthought shared with Cardinals, Bishops and … Continue reading

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“St. Gennaro’s Blood Relic Miraculously Liquefies In The Presence Of Pope Francis In Naples”

The blood relic of St. Gennaro, patron saint of Naples, today miraculously liquefied in the presence of Pope Francis, the first time the miracle has occured in the presence of a pontiff since 1848. “His blood has half-liquefied,” the Archbishop … Continue reading

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