Vatican: Jews don’t need Christ to be saved, only carbon credits (tCO2e)

Pope Francis prayed Sunday for the success of the global climate summit in Paris, where another week of negotiations are underway to reach an agreement that would limit the warming of the planet.

As an afterthought shared with Cardinals, Bishops and Catholic theologians, “Jews can secure eternal salvation without converting to Christianity” But, the carbon credit (tCO2e) rate for absolution will be tripled until the second coming.” they say.

“As the world forges a climate agreement in Paris, African countries — which bear the least historic responsibility for climate change — are showing leadership with ambitious pledges to restore land,” said Andrew Steer, president and CEO of theWorld Resources Institute.

Breaking: “Clearly, the planet is getting colder,” said Casey, president of the Space and Science Research Corp. 

While the direction of climate change cannot be determined based on a single event, the collection of record-breaking winters shows that the planet is getting colder, climate expert John Casey tells Newsmax TV.

“Just about every American can now see that we’ve had a series of brutal, record-setting winters that are starting earlier, staying longer and breaking records that are 100 and 150 years old,” Casey told J.D. Hayworth, who was joined by Republican strategist Ford O’Connell, on “America’s Forum” Wednesday.

“The warming community has utterly failed in its climate models and predictions about the climate,” he said. “We are facing some stark realities right now that say without doubt that we are heading into a new cold era.”

Casey, who worked as a consultant for NASA and was a White House space program adviser, is the author of “Dark Winter: How the Sun is Causing a 30-Year Cold Spell,” in which he argues that the planet is currently undergoing a cooling trend.

“If we look at the facts based on the five major global temperature data sets that our company tracks and evaluates on a regular basis, we see that the story of 2014 being the warmest year on record was in fact just a story,” he said.

“According to our analysis, using the best science and technical data available, 2014 was a warm year, an important year, but merely another warm year in a strain of years that have been essentially stable for the last 18 years — where there has been no effective growth in global warming,” he said.

“That’s a stark change from what we’ve been told.”

(Now if someone would tell the Pope)

Read more: http://www.newsmax.com

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Source: Vatican: Jews don’t need Christ to be saved http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/204717#.Vmo0hkorKM8

Pope Francis prays for climate summit in Paris to succeed http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/12/06/pope-francis-prays-climate-summit-paris-succeed/76882466/

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